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Mi and Di Taxi Driver

This evening, I took a taxi home. It was driven by a young Chinese lad who was rather easy on the eyes. I therefore decided to strike up a conversation with him. It went as follows:

Me: What a gwaan good-looking?

Driver: (Giggles and responds in Chinese)

Me:  (Winking) Wo ai yi fu (I like your shirt.) Yuh have a nice smile deh though.

Driver: (Smiles broadly and utters more Chinese)

Me: Well is a ride me a beg still. Weh yuh seh? Yuh can gi me dah one yah?

Driver: I don't speak English!

Now, talk the truth. How people stay suh?

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